Funny Celebrity Dads Sound-Off About Fatherhood
Let's face it, parenthood is funny. From the awkwardness of bringing home your first baby to the crazy things toddlers say, there's aways something to laugh at along the way — or at least laugh so you won't cry.
Celebrity comedian dads love to tell it like it is and bring a little joy and laughter to this crazy ride of parenthood. Check out some of our favorite celebrity dad quotes, sit back, and laugh — after all, someday that massive blowout will be amusing.
“I told my daughter, ‘Listen, there’s only so much love I have to give — you’re gonna have to split it up with the new kid. There’s a finite amount of love and that’s that.’ So they’re dealing with it, but it is very weird at my age. I’m going to be one of those old dads.” — Jimmy Kimmel, on splitting up his “love” between his new baby and his two grown children
“There should be a children’s song: ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep.’” –Jim Gaffigan, comedian
“Be a dad. Don't be ‘Mom's assistant.' That's depressing, just waiting for her to write you a list, walk around a store staring at it, calling her from the cereal aisle to make sure you got the right thing. Be a man. Make your own list. Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed a 4-year-old? Take it on. Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood; it will give it to you. I did that.” –Louis C.K., comedian
“Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.” ― Bill Cosby, from his book Fatherhood
“Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.” – Jon Stewart
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