Funny Celebrity Dads Sound-Off About Fatherhood

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Let's face it, parenthood is funny. From the awkwardness of bringing home your first baby to the crazy things toddlers say, there's aways something to laugh at along the way — or at least laugh so you won't cry. 

Celebrity comedian dads love to tell it like it is and bring a little joy and laughter to this crazy ride of parenthood. Check out some of our favorite celebrity dad quotes, sit back, and laugh — after all, someday that massive blowout will be amusing.

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“I told my daughter, ‘Listen, there’s only so much love I have to give — you’re gonna have to split it up with the new kid. There’s a finite amount of love and that’s that.’ So they’re dealing with it, but it is very weird at my age. I’m going to be one of those old dads.” — Jimmy Kimmel, on splitting up his “love” between his new baby and his two grown children

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“There should be a children’s song: ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep.’” –Jim Gaffigan, comedian

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“Be a dad. Don't be ‘Mom's assistant.' That's depressing, just waiting for her to write you a list, walk around a store staring at it, calling her from the cereal aisle to make sure you got the right thing. Be a man. Make your own list. Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed a 4-year-old? Take it on. Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood; it will give it to you. I did that.”  –Louis C.K., comedian 

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“Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.” ― Bill Cosby, from his book Fatherhood

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“Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.” – Jon Stewart

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Funny Celebrity Dads Sound-Off About Fatherhood

Amanda is a social media manager for a health care organization by day, a blogger and freelance writer by night, and a celebrity news junkie all the time! She's also mom to an amazing 2 year-old boy and wife to a great guy who indulges all her celebrity gossip (and sometimes tries to scoop her!) Amanda loves coffee, fashion, nail polish, cats, and Tim Gunn (not always in that order.) For more celebrity gossip, fashion, beauty and DIY, visit Amanda's blog, It's Blogworthy. ... More

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  1. mommy nhoj says:

    Clap, clap to Louis CK! I agree, be a dad and not mom’s assistant. Good thing my husband do her own thing whenever he does babysitting eve for short period of time. He has his own play games and style to make our little one squeak!

  2. amy says:

    I love my kid so much and she is not a baby anymore and she did make me laugh alot ,and now gettimg ready to have another one just makes it fun all over again

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