5 Ways Labor is Like Running a Marathon
There are times when I'm exercising that I have thought to myself, “Man, this is a lot like giving birth.”
There's sweating and focusing and grunting and pushing and pulling and sometimes yelling and at the end. Sweet victory and reward.
In fact, I'm not the only one who would agree that exercising is a lot like giving birth. I happen to like running and am currently training for a half marathon (my first!! wish me luck!), but even though I like it, it's still a grueling experience. But yet, people do it all the time, not always for the joy of getting through the run, but for the rewards that come with it, which, when you think about it, is a lot like having kids.
One doctor, who is an OB in South Africa and an ultra-marathon runner, compares the two as well. “I also love obstetric practice and equate a woman in labour with somebody running a marathon,” Gerald Madziyire said. “Labour and running are equally painful and long processes with a gratifying conclusion.”
Well said, Dr. Madziyire. So let's break it down and look at all of the ways that labor really is like running a marathon:
The training. When you're training for a race, it takes a lot of preparation, right? Childbirth is no different. You have to set your mind to look at the finish line and those childbirth classes aren't just for fun, guys.
All you want is water. I mean, really, what do ice chips really do for the enormous thirst of childbirth? Give me the whole pitcher, please.
The post meal is the best of your life. I have had precisely five of the most satisfying meals in my life: after each of the births of my children and after a 10-mile race (not a marathon, but the farthest I've ever run!). Most situations included some kind of giant sandwich bigger than my head and absolutely zero guilt. I can guarantee you will never eat a more tasty meal.
There's a lot of stretching going on. You never really thought your legs could move like that, did you?
It's all mental. Just when you think you can't go on anymore, you find the strength.
Would you agree that running a marathon (or any race!) is like giving birth? Help me out here, people!