5 Perfectly Good Reasons to Stay Home on Halloween
Look, let's be real here, OK?
You have a baby in your belly or in your arms, you have a home of some kind, and you have sweat pants.
So, really, there's just no reason why you have to consider doing anything other than staying home on Halloween. Am I right?
But just in case you still need some convincing, allow me to illustrate the following perfectly good reasons as to why you should stay indoors this Halloween.
Need we really say any more here?
2. Because you can take better pictures of your baby
I mean, baby costumes are cute and all, but taking the baby out of the house in a cow costume is way easier said than done. Am I right?
3. Because Hocus Pocus is now on Netflix
Bubble bubble, boil, and trouble.
4. Because there's nothing scarier than you without sleep the next morning
Please, no. I don't know how this happened!
5. Because wine = dinner
When in Rome, guys — unless you're pregnant, of course — in which case, we'll have a glass for you.
What are your Halloween-with-a-baby plans?