10 Things That Stink About Being the Only Chick in the House
Aside from all of the farts, of course.
As much as I'm down with the DudeMom life, there are times when I wish my lovely lady lumps weren't the only ones in residence.
Here are a few not too awesome elements of being the only girl in a house full of Dudes.
The only time they get excited about glitter is when a piece of it gets stuck in their eyes.
There's no one to celebrate a BOGO sale at the shoe store with.
Just once, it would be awesome if someone would notice when I get a cute new pair of earrings.
Everyone gets to sit around in their underwear except for me.
I won't be going prom dress shopping, wedding dress shopping, the first day of school dress shopping, or any other kind of dress shopping. In fact, shopping for fun is not even likely to happen. Unless someone gives me a granddaughter to smother. Please, someone give me a granddaughter to smother.
No one even asks who won the season finale of So You Think You Can Dance.
I have to go see rom-coms alone. And be the really lonely looking chick crying into her popcorn in the back row (because dragging my husband along so he can laugh at the sad parts sorta ruins it). While my Dudes are all next door watching Godzilla.
No one ever even bothers to think about the toilet seat but me. Unless they're shoving something in it.
It smells like teen spirit, which when you're dealing with Dudes, that means sweat, and funk, doused with Axe body spray. My eyes? They water.
Things like this seem like really good ideas. Every single time.
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