Just for Laughs! 25 Funnies to Share With Your Little One!

      silly kid with glasses                

Kids love telling jokes, and they love laughing! Telling jokes is a great way to practice public speaking, and to sharpen their word skills. Here are some jokes to share with your kids, and that they can share with their friends:

  • What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill.

  • What did the egg say to the other egg?

Let‘s get cracking!

  • What would you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

  • Why is Turtle Wax so expensive?

Because turtles have such tiny ears.

  • What’s in the middle of a jellyfish?

A jellybutton.

  • Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

So he could by polyunsaturated.

  • What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.

  • What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.

  • What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

  • What goes tick, tick, woof, woof?

A watchdog.

  • How do you make soup golden?

Add 24 carrots.

  • What’s smaller than an ant’s mouth?

An ant’s dinner.

  • What does an aardvark like on its pizza?

Ant-chovies.

  • What kind of beans can’t grow in a garden?

Jelly Beans.

  • What two things aren’t eaten for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.

  • What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?

Flatman and ribbon.

  • When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.

  • How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

A Buccaneer!

  • Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

  • Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split!

  • What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a Chairman.

  • Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in tide?

Because it's too cold out tide!

  • What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toy-yoda.

  • What is the biggest pencil in the world?

Pennsylvania.

  • Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?

He saw the salad dressing!

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Just for Laughs! 25 Funnies to Share With Your Little One!

Lissa Coffey is a Lifestyle and Relationship Expert who serves up an inspiring blend of ancient wisdom and modern style on her website CoffeyTalk.com and in her e-mail newsletters. She is the host of the CoffeyTalk web series on youtube, blinkx and other online outlets. Lissa is a bestselling author, her new recent book is: "What's Your Dharma? Discover the Vedic Way to Your Life's Purpose." Lissa is often called the "Dosha Diva" - she is world renown as the authority on Ayurveda and ... More

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