Stuff Dude Moms Say.
Thursday, May 22nd, 2014
DudeMom says: No, it's fine to say penis. You just can't shout, PENIS.
Especially not when we're at Panera. During the dinner rush. While we dine with your grandparents.
DudeMom says: It's not a mask. It's a cup.
NOOOOO, not for drinking. For, like, protecting your junk.
DudeMom says: Never get up from the couch and walk outside to pee again.
You're not a puppy, you're a person. Or, you're almost a person. Ugh, one day I hope you will act more like a person and less like a puppy. There. I said it.
DudeMom says: I swear on Santa that if you finger gun anyone at church, we will have issues.
And, by finger gun, I also mean stick gun, pen gun, rolled-up-paper-program gun, and Bible gun? How did you make a gun out of the Bible? Why would you make a gun out of the Bible?!
DudeMom says: Everything is not meant to be jumped from.
Or on. Or over. Or through. Or FROM.