The 9 Best Excuses To Get Away With During Pregnancy

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When I read that Reese Witherspoon tried to wiggle her way out of her husband’s ticket by claiming she was pregnant, I have to admit that my first thought (aside from a little disappointment in Reese, because come on, who doesn’t love Legally Blonde?) was why didn’t I ever think of that?

My mind flashed back to a few years ago, on Christmas Eve, when my husband had been speeding to make it to church. Not the best move, in retrospect, and when he got pulled over right outside of the church parking lot, I was so upset that 1) he had been speeding at all 2) that it was on the way to Christmas Mass and 3) that we were right by the church, for cryin’ out loud, that I burst into tears.

And although I don’t think it was obvious to the officer at the time, I happened to be pregnant (which probably accounted for the emotional outburst) and as it also happened, he didn’t give us a ticket that night. I think he totally felt bad for the obvious lunatic of a wife my husband had. Plus, it was Christmas.

So, in a round-about way, my pregnancy did kind of get us out of a ticket that night. Which got me thinking…what else can pregnancy get us women-folk out of?

Here are the 9 best excuses I came up with:


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Cooking. “Ugh, honey, I’m sorry, but the smells just make me so nauseated!!” Fortunately, that only applies to cooking food, not eating it, so it’s time to let the men in the kitchen.

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Vacuuming. Lugging that heavy vacuum up and down the stairs to clean them? Surely that’s bad for the baby, right?


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Cleaning the bathroom. All those toxic chemicals and fumes! Sure, you could crack a window, but it’s better left to someone else, don’t ya think?


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Sex. This is definitely one time in your life when you have a get-out-of-sex-free card. Unless you’re in the mood, of course, in which you case, you have every reason to have more sex. All those hormones!

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The 9 Best Excuses To Get Away With During Pregnancy

Chaunie Brusie is a coffee mug addict, a labor and delivery nurse turned freelance writer, and a young(ish) mom of four. She is the author of Tiny Blue Lines: Preparing For Your Baby, Moving Forward In Faith, & Reclaiming Your Life In An Unplanned Pregnancy and The Moments That Made You A Mother. She also ... More

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  1. I used my first pregnancy to get out of moving in with my then b f’s mom with him because she had so many dogs and cats that the front yard smelled like a litter box.

  2. Profile photo of Ellamiek Ellamiek says:

    I use way too many of these… oh well :)

  3. Profile photo of Jennifer Jennifer says:

    This is my first pregnancy and I think all 9 sound amazing!!

  4. Profile photo of sgroves09 sgroves09 says:

    I’ve used my pregnancy to call off of work.

  5. Profile photo of Monica Monica says:

    I Do #9 ALL The Time..!

  6. Profile photo of Jillann1982 Jillann1982 says:

    Haha, I once told a female cop who pulled me over for speeding that I was speeding bc I had to pee (I was quite pregnant and I DID have to pee) and she let me off with a warning. :)

  7. Profile photo of Jillann1982 Jillann1982 says:

    Umm, maybe you didn’t exactly research your Reese Witherspoon comment. She didn’t lie about being pregnant to get out of a parking ticket, she was DRUNK and lied about being pregnant bc her husband was being arrested for drunk driving, and she ended up getting arrested as well.

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